Bad Haircut

I had the weirdest and worst haircut experience on Sunday. No, my hair wasn't a disaster; the actual cutting process was. The girl who cut my hair cut herself... badly. She ended up going to the hospital to get stitches! She got blood in my hair that stained it for about twenty-four hours! I was really shaken and pasty white (except for the pink spot in my hair), and the wild part is, everyone in the salon knew about this (because it doesn't happen every day, or I wouldn't be going to that salon)... everyone, that is, except the receptionist. When I got to the front desk she asked, "How was everything today?" I replied that it wasn't so good, and she said, "Oh. Did she take too much off?" I told her no, that I had wanted several inches taken off, but I hadn't wanted a medical emergency for the stylist. She said, "Oh. Well, that will be $54."

Only in Dallas.